A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.
Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter ‘pen!s.’
Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password.
She then almost died laughing at the computer’s response:
PASSWORD REJECTED.
NOT LONG ENOUGH!
In the morning of Harvey’s 40th birthday, he really didn’t feel like waking up.
Harvey managed to pull himself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping his wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!” and possibly have a small present for him.
Sadly, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.” He thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids… They would remember.
His kids, however, came trampling down the stairs, ate their breakfast, and even didn’t say a word to him. So when he got out of the house and started for work, Harvey felt pretty dumpy and despondent.
As he walked into his office, he felt a bit better. That’s because his secretary Annabelle said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!”. Well, at least someone remembered.