A Help Desk Guy Speaking To An Old Lady User.

A Help desk guy speaking to an old lady user… Help desk: Double click on “My Computer”. An Old Lady: I can’t see your computer… Help desk: No… click on “My Computer” on your computer.

A Help desk guy speaking to an old lady user…

Help desk: Double click on “My Computer”.

An Old Lady: I can’t see your computer…

 

Help desk: No… click on “My Computer” on your computer.

An Old Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer???!!

 
 

Help desk: there is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer… double click on it…

An Old Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer??!!!

A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping.
She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper.

“Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager,

 

” but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?”

“Well,” he replies pointing out one brand,

” this is as soft as a baby’s kiss. It’s $1.50 per roll.”

He grabs another and says,

“This is nice and soft as a bunny, strong but gentle, and it’s $1.00 a roll.”

 

Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her,

“We call that our No Name brand, and it’s 20 cents per roll.”

“Give me the No Name,” she says.

She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says,

“Hey! I’ve got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne.”

 

“Why?” he asks.

“Because it’s rough, it’s tough and it doesn’t take crap off anybody!”